Saturday, January 7, 2012

heyyoitsrobee:

Babe this, babe that. Boyfriend this, boyfriend that.

No one gives a fuck if you and your boyfriend went out to eat Taco Bell. You two went to eat Taco Bell last Thursday and no one gave a fuck. No one gives a fuck if he brought you a fucking burger. He brought you fries and a soda and you probably thanked him by posting a picture of it to all your social network sites and telling everyone how fucking amazing you think your boyfriend is shortly before blowing him. No one gives a fuck if you’re spending time with your boyfriend because you spend every fucking minute of your life with him and every other minute letting the world know that you’re spending every fucking minute of your life with him. No one gives a fuck. 

Maybe we will when you two finally break up and realize how much of a mess you are without him because you’ve spent so much of your time with him that you don’t know what to do without him and your ass will just be so fucking emo. 

I’d like to think relationships should be kept as private affairs, away from the public eye. Yes, letting the world know you love your boyfriend every once in a while is tolerable, but not when you Tweet/blog/post a status update on Facebook every 15 minutes about how you love him and how you love blowing him.

Apparently, others don’t share the same views.

LOL ROBEE

Notes

  1. thatswhatkelsensaid reblogged this from mullenator
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  3. lenaasaurus said: LMFAO /DIES
  4. fadeastride said: hahahahahahaha! <3
  5. lilytruongg said: oh..
  6. sexoffender said: Hahahahahahahahaha
  7. spiffyrific said: the fact that some couples hardly call each other by name o__e *twitch
  8. ruby-desu reblogged this from heyyoitsrobee
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  10. crltn-scks said: LOL NO ONE CARES THAT YOU GUYS AT TACO BELL
  11. emi-ly said: Amen! A guy I knew in hs does this all the time. I don’t think his gf has a real name, just “babe.”
  12. awveezyfosheeeez said: OMG. AMEN. Thank you. Bless this post.
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